The "Bush Means Luv" Rants
| October 18th 2004 to April 7th
2005 |
| Some
thoughts
on the upcoming election... a bush fan at work put a little cardboard thing in his office showing "mr. flip flop", with a caricature of john kerry. this got me thinking... i thought, "if kerry is mr. flip flop, then what is bush?" the answer appeared to me reasonably quickly... bush is mr. flop, in my opinion. he's a failed businessman striving to test the limits of the peter principle to a degree never before attempted. then i tried to represent in visual form exactly what it really means to be mr. flop. i have included my amateurish efforts below... please forgive me if this is yet another bowl of angry flakes for anyone. i just think the "mr. flip flop" thing has gotten a little stupid by now. would someone who does not flip flop ever change his mind? about anything? anyway...  i'm not really sure that dubya is mentally or physically challenged, or mutantarily dysengineered, or whatever the proper term is nowadays. i admit that if it were simply a race between two imbeciles, that people would tend to vote for the moron closer to their own politics. i just can't fathom how there could be many folks buying the official position, which seems to be that the bush administration is a perfectly accurate, always unflawed, super-intelligent, world fixer that has only been thwarted by unavoidable circumstances (not acts of god though) and by bad people who hate liberty (most of whom work for the CIA). it seems to me that it is more than an alternate world view (maybe a pop psychosis?) to be thinking that the bush administration has done anything approaching a good job for "us" these last few years. i hope we do all get to see what history has to say about the y2k crash of the world political machine. being proven severely wrong would be just fine with me. but it seems really unlikely. [posted 10/18/2004]
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| May 8th to October 17th 2004 |
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a recent open letter to the president, dubya q. shrubbery bush,
xiii. I have seen no better example of unAmerican behavior from this administration than the recent abuses at Abu Ghraib. First of all, it was a highly questionable idea to re-open a prison which resonates in the Iraqi mind as a sort of Satanic Bastille. Could there have been a worse place to turn into a creche for a _new_ regime of torture? Secondly, what kind of mutants have we allowed into the military that they think this kind of behavior is anything but blatantly _evil_? Did not the Creator imbue with life all men and women on the earth, rather than just Americans? What terrible misunderstanding of compassion allows the military to think it is above basic secular and holy laws in this way? How can a president who presumes himself righteous be at the top of a chain of command that has allowed these excesses? If you were a righteous man in reality, Mr President, you would admit your failures and step down from this office. Where does the buck stop if not with you, Mr. President? --Zebediah Q. Public (posted 5/8/2004 -- marching into the future we will go -- can't we stop marching on this trail of tears yet?) |
| January 23rd to February 3rd 2001 |
| tired of knowing politics are poison, but it has to be said... dubya bush will lead to lower expectations at every level |
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drools on oval office desk while country expires ~ brave new president laughs as he pulls death switch for the innocents too ~ they call me a shrub but i shrug and ask daddy for black ops killing ~ redacted due to ongoing free speech breakdown september 'aught four ~ educatedest moron ever known on earth: gee dubya bee, dude. ~ bush bipartisan means "we do it my way" and bend over for me ~ smiling lies, dumb looks, idea-free, insults all, my prez--GWB! |
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| For Christmas, Santa Claus brought Gruntose (1) a natural gas power plant practically in his backyard, (2) probably the most ign'ant mcnugget president we have had yet or are likely to have, (3) a feast of hairballs to tide us over the holidays. Here are your delicious cyanide cookies, Santa... |
  
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Since it doesn't look like we got a pre-toasted
President with the good vibe, it's very important that we help to
prevent
GW Bush from being a terrible raging imbecile of a president.
"Too late," many of you might now say.I couldn't think of any way to aid mini-Bush's suitability for the job until I hit upon this one: Give the Bloke a Toke!Every time you people do a bong hit or smoke a joint, why don't you send some of those mellowed out, smooth tasting, herbal, calm vibes at GW Bush? Now look, I know he doesn't deserve it. But think about what's at stake; the safety of the almost-kinda-free world we live in. If you care about America, send your doped-up vibes to GW Bush so hopefully some of his more fubar attitudes don't morph into fascist national policies. God willing, it will keep him from incinerating us all!
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